Chip

Kevin got a new windshield today. He explains over AIM:

Kevin: a rock got me this morning, at first it was fully repairable
a 1″ star chip thing
Cameron: damn
Kevin: i figured i would go for the no deductible chip fix
i had it all lined up
i drove to speedy auto glass
and when i arrived there it somehow turned 6″ long!
Kevin: i think jeebus punished me for being unprofessional yesterday
i am getting hella pressure at GS in my final week so everything annoys me
Cameron: oh yeah?
did you let something slip?
Kevin: and there’s our reallllly annoying receptionist who was buggin me about a mailmerge thing
like every time i pass the front desk she bothers me about it in the most obnoxious filipino accent
like i’d go to the bathroom, she’d bother me
return from the bathroom, bother me
Cameron: damn
leave a man alone, woman!
Kevin: so she did it about 6 times and i said “look, you bothering me every time i pass you isn’t going to make it happen any faster”
and she was like “..but it’s the most important”
and i said “not really”
hahaha
so jeebus punished me by destroying my windshield
now i will resume being calm

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