A sober week in Internetland

Do not be afraid. Bubble 2.0 has not popped. This post is not about the collapse of any “businesses“.

It’s about how I can’t drink beer, and how that makes internetland (a.k.a. San Francisco) a little bit less charming. You see, I was afflicted this holiday weekend. Just after midnight on Thanksgiving day (that’s before any turkey), I noticed some pain in my abdomen. At first, I just thought it was gas. “Sure! It’ll pass,” I thought. But, it kept hurting, and I got very little sleep.

The next morning, I got a ride to the family ranch down in Hollister for Thanksgiving dinner. I figured this would be a safe bet, seeing as my stepmother is a doctor, and my stepbrother is a med student. I had them check me out, and they weren’t worried. So, I spent the next few hours on the couch, in pain. When the turkey was done, we all sat down to eat the big dinner. I think I ate a roll and about 2 bites of turkey with cranberry sauce. I really wanted more, but I just couldn’t do it.

By about 10 PM, I was still miserable. I decided it was time to go to the hospital. My dad and my stepmom drove me down to Hazel Hawkins’ ER where I could get some treatment. After arriving, blood draw, IV hookup, the examination, and waiting, I finally got some pain medication at around 1 AM. My CT scan was at 3 AM, and I got antibiotics and left the hospital by around 4:30 AM.

The CT scan showed some inflammation in my large intestine, just below the splenic curvature. Probably the result of some type of infection. I don’t know what caused it. Maybe all the nights of beer, all the hamburgers, a little stress from school, all the coffee I drink, etc. Whatever it was, it made me extremely miserable for two and a half days.

After I’m feeling better, and my diet can be richer than juice, water, and broth, I’ll probably go back to beer. And coffee.

One Response to “A sober week in Internetland”

  1. irina slutsky Says:

    doesnt it suck when you waited so long thinking it would go away and then you could have just gone to the hospital from the first second of pain! i hate that. waiting to see if it’ll go away or if you need a lobotomy.